Do you know of a massage parlor in Chicago or burbs that gives happy endings?
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Does anyone know of a massage parlor in Chicago or the west suburbs that gives happy endings? Okay, I know there’s tons of those places on lake street in Addison but those aren’t real massage parlors, those are straight prostitution where you come in they get ***** rub your back for 2 minutes and give you a *******. I’m talking about a real legitimate massage parlor that gives a real massage but finishes it off with a happy ending?
If someone truly wants a massage for a medical reason they go to a chiropractor. Any other massage parlor is definatley something of a sexual nature.
Does anyone know of a massage parlor in Chicago or the west suburbs that gives happy endings? Okay, I know there’s tons of those places on lake street in Addison but those aren’t real massage parlors, those are straight prostitution where you come in they get ***** rub your back for 2 minutes and give you a *******. I’m talking about a real legitimate massage parlor that gives a real massage but finishes it off with a happy ending?
If someone truly wants a massage for a medical reason they go to a chiropractor. Any other massage parlor is definatley something of a sexual nature.
4 Responses to “Do you know of a massage parlor in Chicago or burbs that gives happy endings?”
Lol.. sicko!
What do you mean happy ending? If that refers to something sexual then yes there are a lot. Next time do not refer to legitimate massage as something with a happy ending. You want the best of both worlds-ask your wife. Legitimate massage for a real massage therapy professional does not include sexual advances and gratification.
Why would they give a legitimate massage and then finish you off? They can make tons of money just on the legit massges alone? Why risk jail trying to combine the two? Either they’re going to give one or the other, not both. Tell you what you could do: you could send a hooker to masseuse school and then use her services exclusively.
And if you automatically equate a non-chiropractic massage with something sexual, then there a bunch of big burly Eastern European guys at the Russian steam room on Damen and Division that would like to have a word with you.
Your comments show your ignorance…
you said:
“If someone truly wants a massage for a medical reason they go to a chiropractor. Any other massage parlor is defiantly something of a sexual nature.”
If the place offers legit massage, it WON’T do anything illegal and stupid. Many massage therapists work very hard giving legit, non happy ending massages and are usually offended with your arrogance and assumption. If you want a the woman to be a prostitute, then go to your sleazy area that you know of. Otherwise, don’t expect anything else.