08.16.2009

What happens when a man gets an ******** during a massage?

perez262829 asked:


I have never gotten a massage because I get aroused very easily. I am very embarassed to get an ******** in the middle of the massage? Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Thank You

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10 Responses to “What happens when a man gets an ******** during a massage?”

  1. Charlz Says:

    male or female lol

  2. justin schwan Says:

    Just tell her you enjoy it and smile.

  3. Simply_Renee Says:

    The massage therapist will ignore it, and believe me you are not the first.

  4. Lisha Says:

    I have a friend who is an LMP, and she says that it happens all the time. It’s covered up by a towel anyway, so if a pup tent appears, it’s not a big deal. She just moves on to another area.

  5. idez9 Says:

    It is perfectly normal and happens all of the time….
    No worries…….
    and Batman is full of it……that would be considered illegal and the LMP would lose their license…….

  6. boring.freak Says:

    Either
    1: Bow chica wow wow
    or
    2: they will ignore it, because unless they are completely new to the job, they will have seen it happen before

  7. Secret M Says:

    Batman is right. I get the same treatment. But then again, I live in Mexico.

  8. fred_rogers Says:

    $100 dollar tip for a “happy ending” most places. :-)

  9. vincepac601 Says:

    it’s a natural reaction for many, as you get older, you’ll have more control, but it still might happen. so i would advise you to forget about the ******** and enjoy getting a massage whenever you can, ******** or not.

  10. scout485 Says:

    Well, if you get a professional massage, you would be unlikely to get an ********. The massage is so relaxing, which is the point of it, that you won’t get aroused if a professional is doing it. Last time I had a massage, I fell asleep, and many guys do get really drowsy or fall asleep. It does really help you relax and you feel better for several days.

    There is also a lot of confusion about massages, your question is not uncommon, because massages are often portrayed in movies and on TV as *** play. Keep in mind that there is a BIG difference between a thereaputic massage by a licensed masseuse and a “feel up” massage by what is essentially a ********** with no real massage training. Those you usually find in the seedy part of town anyway, or they only have a number and come to your home.