10.4.2009

How much should I tip the massage girl for giving my husband a happy ending?

Cindy Rodriguez asked:


My friend got her husband a massage and he loved it. so I want to get my husband 3 sessions and they offer happy endings for the men but i don’t know how much i am supposed to tip them for doing that. i would assume its an extra charge to give a guy a happy ending. do i tip them when buying the gift cards or does my husband do that?
By happy ending I mean she rubs his little friend below until he is happy. I don’t want to get to graphic but I think you understand.
I am not asking anyone about my love for my husband. I dont need someone telling me they want to punch me in the jaw because i am letting my husband receive pleasure from another women. “I ask how much should i tip”. i didnt ask if you felt it was right. I been with him since we where kids and i am not worried he will leave me for some chinese women stroking his ding dong. so if you want to call me names then say it to yourself. i just want my husband to have a great time. plus my husband would knows i am the best and he knows no other women is as open minded as me. trust me no husband would cheat if women where more open. he says he loves me all the time. plus he is also very open minded for my needs and desires. so please dont call me names. if you dont want to answer the question then move on. thank you

24 Responses to “How much should I tip the massage girl for giving my husband a happy ending?”

  1. aseptic technique Says:

    What’s a happy ending???

  2. ???? Says:

    What kind of happy ending?

  3. stellar <3 Says:

    hahahahahahahhahaahah

    She mean’s a rub and tug.

  4. a pair of mules Says:

    i wonder what the happy ending is,i need a massage if its what i think.

  5. momof2sweeties36 Says:

    Actually, if it were me, I would be more inclined to know what a “happy ending” is instead of concerning myself with the tip. Happy ending? That CAN’T be good and if it is harmless, they should definetly change the name to something a bit less risque.

  6. cleopatra_adkins Says:

    oh sweetheart. your husband will give them all the tip they need. sad really that it’s not you giving the happy ending.

  7. lizanull Says:

    If I were you I’d be letting HIM do the tipping. It’s enough that you’re paying for this at all, but as far as the ‘happy ending’, you let HIM pay for that.

    Sheesh.

  8. agpilotphil Says:

    You need to elaborate a little more about the happy ending part!

  9. Anna Says:

    haha..DON”T! Let him get the massage, then YOU give him a happy ending when he comes home. It’ll be much more appreciated.

  10. Veggie4life Says:

    Starting at 20%, tip according to the intensity level of the happy ending. Your husband would have to be the judge of the deserved tip.

  11. silvertonguedbard Says:

    OMG! So your going to send your husband to have a physical encounter with another woman? You do realize this violates the covenant of marriage? Even if it is “just a hand job” it is still a sexual act!
    I would certainly never want my husband to do that and I would consider it cheating if he did.
    I don’t know what to tell you about tipping. I’m all astonishment on this one.

  12. SuzyQ Says:

    You are sick. Any respectable massage therapist would decline. I wouldn’t pay for that. If you really want to treat him, give him the massage yourself.

  13. .J. Says:

    why would you want him to get pleasure like that from another woman?!
    GOODNESS HAHA

  14. hagertygal Says:

    My tip to her would be a punch across the jaw.

  15. Tia Says:

    Can I ask why you would be happy for someone else to give your husband a *******?

  16. Sony Says:

    And ur are okay with ur husband receiving this happy ending from another person? if i were u i wouldnt let him go for a massage…its good to be tolerant in a mrg but there are borders u shouldnt let ur spouses cross. if u tolerate this he ll keep on going there all the time, he wouldnt respect u much, next he ll think its ok to cheat etc and u want to pay the massage girl for it ?? i dun get it…why do u let him get away with such behaviour?

  17. tip Says:

    do you really want somebody hands thier

  18. mattheam2 Says:

    Oh, really, really, this is not called massage - it is prostitution, and while he may find it to be a happy ending, well, the real term is hand job.

    If you want him to have a good time then spend your money on some nice lingerie - or buy a wig, meet him in the bar and pretend to be a stranger so you can pick him up and drag him to a motel for a wild night.

    But seriously, quit with the euphemisms - call it what it is and let him decide whether his happy ending deserves a tip or not. Otherwise, it just kind of screams that you would rather just pay someone else to please him rather than do it yourself.

  19. ruddy_scot Says:

    You shouldn’t tip her anything you should report her and get her and the company she works for relieved of their licenses. Massage is a professional business and people like that give those of us who actually care for our jobs and reputations a bad name.

  20. deshane2530 Says:

    Pathetic. Tip them with hand cuffs. That is what the law would do for paid sexual pleasures.

  21. Poppet Says:

    I wouldn’t tip a damn thing.

  22. oracleofohio Says:

    When you go buy the gift card…just say “how much for happy ending” very slowly….and wink….

    I’m sure they’ll let you know or have you arrested…..who knows….

  23. googles23m Says:

    Dont listen to all these women. There are all jealous you have such a great and open relashionship. I wish you where my wife. I think its great that you both have so much trust in each other that you can have a great time living life to the fullest and fulling your needs and desires. Its true because if my wife let me do that then why would i want to cheat on her. why ***** up a great thing. I would say your husband is the one who has to give the tip. After all they are servicing his weeny.

  24. 2cold scorpio Says:

    Your husband will cover the tip when the massage is done.